The Pub Landlord’s rules are a pint for the fella and a glass of white wine or fruit based drink for the lady. It might be the 21st century but the landlord’s gaff is the last bastion of all things normal. He ain’t interested in change. It’s just the way things are, and don’t you or anybody else go questioning it.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | A Woman's Place | 2000-09-11 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Never Confused | 2000-09-18 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Hoppy Birthday | 2000-09-25 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Monkey's Uncle | 2000-10-02 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | King Barsteward | 2000-10-09 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Date with Density | 2000-10-16 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | Getting Diggy with It... | 2000-10-23 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | The Pub That Forgot Time... | 2000-10-30 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | Fawkes/Off | 2000-11-06 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | Help! The Aged | 2000-11-13 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 11 | More Tea Vicky? | 2000-11-20 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 12 | Day of the Trivheads | 2000-11-27 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 13 | Greetings Stout Yeoman | 2000-12-04 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 14 | Only When I Laugh | 2000-12-11 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 15 | Playing Silly Buggers | 2000-12-18 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 16 | Bar Humbug | 2000-12-25 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 17 | New Year's Steve | 2001-01-01 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 18 | The Return of Martin Greer | 2001-01-08 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 19 | Jukebox Fury | 2001-01-15 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 20 | Farts of Darkness | 2001-01-22 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 21 | A Dave, A Dave-O | 2001-01-29 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 22 | All the World's a Stag | 2001-02-05 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 23 | It's a Wonderful Pint | 2001-12-25 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | The Man in the Iron Cask | 2002-01-30 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | Got the Painters In | 2002-02-06 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | Wishing on a Bar | 2002-02-13 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | The Harder They Crawl | 2002-02-20 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Landlord of the Giants | 2002-02-27 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Beer Necessities | 2002-03-06 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | Game for a Gaff | 2002-03-13 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | Speed the Ploughmans | 2002-03-20 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | Optics Wide Shut | 2002-03-27 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | Storming Up a Cook | 2002-04-03 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 11 | Of Mice and Mentallists | 2002-04-10 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 12 | The Slopranos | 2002-04-17 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 13 | This Vale of Beers | 2002-04-24 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 14 | Entente Lime Cordial | 2002-05-01 | 30 min |
