Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie give a new meaning to the calling, The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming! Then they take aim on the most messy in the U.S.! You think your house is "a mess" , you have got to see this! Two very proper ladies from across the pond tear through homes in America on a mission. Some of these episodes are unbelievable and if the tips they hand out for cleaning success aren't enough, knowing your house really isn't the mess you thought it was, should be! When's the last time you polished copper with ketchup and scrubbed tubs with baking soda and lemon juice; how about fog-proofing mirrors in the bathroom with shaving cream? Tune in and find out, How Clean Is Your House?
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | James | 2003-05-21 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Amanda | 2003-05-28 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | James | 2003-06-04 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Kim | 2003-06-11 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | The Williams Family | 2003-06-18 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Caroline and Chris | 2003-06-25 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | The Le Bas Family | 2003-07-02 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | Tristan, Chris and EJ | 2003-07-09 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | Annie | 2003-07-16 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | The Bradford Family Zoo | 2004-09-06 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | The Cat Puke Lady | 2004-09-13 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | The Gum Lady | 2004-09-20 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | The British Are Coming | 2004-09-27 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Messy Momma's Boy | 2004-10-04 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Filthy Fireman | 2004-10-11 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | The High Rise Money Pit | 2004-10-18 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | The Surfer Boys | 2004-11-01 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | The Patridge Family | 2005-01-03 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | The Hennessey Family | 2005-01-10 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 11 | Hollywood Ben | 2005-01-17 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 12 | Private Dirt | 2005-01-24 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 13 | Episode 13 | 2005-01-31 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 14 | Episode 14 | 2005-02-01 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 15 | Episode 15 | 2005-02-08 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 16 | Episode 16 | 2005-02-15 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 1 | Episode 1 | 2005-07-19 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 2 | Episode 2 | 2005-07-26 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 3 | Episode 3 | 2005-08-02 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 4 | Episode 4 | 2005-08-09 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 5 | Episode 5 | 2005-08-16 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 6 | Episode 6 | 2005-08-23 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 7 | Episode 7 | 2005-08-30 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 8 | Episode 8 | 2005-09-06 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 9 | Episode 9 | 2005-09-13 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 10 | Episode 10 | 2005-09-20 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 11 | Episode 11 | 2005-09-27 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 12 | Episode 12 | 2005-10-04 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 13 | Episode 13 | 2005-10-11 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 14 | Episode 14 | 2005-10-18 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 15 | Episode 15 | 2005-10-25 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 16 | Episode 16 | 2005-11-01 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 17 | Episode 17 | 2005-11-08 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 18 | Episode 18 | 2005-11-15 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 19 | Episode 19 | 2005-11-22 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 20 | Episode 20 | 2005-11-29 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 21 | Episode 21 | 2005-12-06 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 22 | Episode 22 | 2005-12-13 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 23 | Episode 23 | 2005-12-20 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 24 | Episode 24 | 2005-12-27 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 25 | Episode 25 | 2006-01-03 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 26 | Episode 26 | 2006-01-10 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 27 | Episode 27 | 2006-01-17 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 1 | Episode 1 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 2 | Episode 2 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 3 | Episode 3 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 4 | Episode 4 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 5 | Episode 5 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 6 | Episode 6 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 7 | Episode 7 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 8 | Episode 8 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 9 | Episode 9 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 10 | Episode 10 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 11 | Episode 11 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 12 | Episode 12 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 13 | Episode 13 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 14 | Episode 14 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 15 | Episode 15 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 16 | Episode 16 | 30 min | |
| Season 5 | Episode 1 | Glasgow, Scott | 2009-08-13 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 2 | London, Melinda | 2009-08-20 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 3 | Aldershot, Veronique | 2009-08-27 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 4 | North London, Timothy | 2009-09-03 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 5 | Bagnor Regis, Adam, Pete and Dave | 2009-09-10 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 6 | Hull, Margaret | 2009-09-17 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 7 | East London, Jagadish | 2009-09-24 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 8 | Birkenhead, Janet | 2009-09-24 | 30 min |
