Puppets Who Kill (2002)
- Genre: Animation, Comedy
- First Air Date: 2002-10-04
- Last Air Date: 2006-06-22
- Total Seasons: 4
- Total Episodes: 53
- Status: Ended
- Episode Runtime: 30 min.
- Network: The Comedy Network
Puppets Who Kill is a Canadian television comedy programme co-produced by The Comedy Network. It premiered in Canada on the Comedy Network in 2002, and in Australia on The Comedy Channel in 2004.
In Puppets Who Kill, Rocko the Dog, Cuddles the Comfort Doll, Buttons the Bear, and Bill the Dummy are four live, anthropomorphic puppets with a history of delinquency and recidivism. Canadian courts sent each of them to a halfway house for puppets, operated by a man named Dan Barlow.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | Buttons, the City Counsellor and the City Counsellor's Wife | 2002-10-11 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Cuddles Goes to Jail | 2002-10-18 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Buttons Goes to Court | 2002-10-25 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Bill's Brain | 2002-10-31 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | The Island of Skip-Along Pete | 2002-11-08 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Rocko's Telethon | 2002-11-15 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | Cuddles the Safety Mascot | 2002-11-22 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | Dan's Crush | 2002-11-29 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | Dan the Greeter | 2002-12-06 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | Cuddles Gets Laid | 2002-12-13 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 11 | Dan's Umbrella | 2002-12-20 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 12 | Mr. Quigley, the Asshole Next Door | 2002-12-27 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 13 | The Payback | 2003-01-03 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | Bill Sues | 2004-01-30 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | Portrait of Buttons | 2004-02-06 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | Prostitutes for Jesus | 2004-02-13 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Cuddles the Demon | 2004-02-20 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Buttons the Geriatric | 2004-02-27 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Dead Ted | 2004-03-05 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | Cuddles the Religious Icon | 2004-03-12 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | Bill's Got the Blues | 2004-03-19 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | Pizza Boys Are Missing | 2004-03-26 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | Rocko Gets a Lung | 2004-04-02 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 11 | Dan and the Necrophiliac | 2004-04-09 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 12 | Rocko and the Twins | 2004-04-16 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 13 | The Twilight Place | 2004-04-23 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 1 | Buttons on a Hot Tin Roof | 2005-02-11 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 2 | Cuddles the Manchurian Candidate | 2005-02-18 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 3 | Buttons the Dresser | 2005-02-25 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 4 | Gus the Arsonist | 2005-03-04 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 5 | Rocko's Politician | 2005-03-11 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 6 | Buttons and the Paternity Suit | 2005-03-18 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 7 | Dan and the Bird Flu | 2005-03-25 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 8 | The CBC is Killing Again | 2005-04-01 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 9 | The Lovely Fred | 2005-04-08 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 10 | The Amazing Bill | 2005-04-15 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 11 | Button's Big Fat Greek Wedding | 2005-04-22 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 12 | Cuddles the Artist | 2005-04-29 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 13 | Dan and the New Neighbour | 2005-05-06 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 1 | The Joyride | 2006-03-02 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 2 | Dan and the Garden Shears | 2006-03-09 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 3 | Mr. Big | 2006-03-16 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 4 | Dan is Dead | 2006-03-23 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 5 | Bill and the Berkowitz's | 2006-03-30 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 6 | Oedipus Dan | 2006-04-06 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 7 | Buttons and the Dying Wish Foundation | 2006-04-13 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 8 | Bill's Wedding | 2006-04-20 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 9 | The Rival House | 2006-04-27 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 10 | The Hostage | 2006-05-04 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 11 | A Few Feuds | 2006-05-11 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 12 | Dan's Ideal Woman | 2006-05-18 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 13 | Buttons the Ghost | 2006-06-22 | 30 min |
| Production | Shawn Thompson | Producer |
