Kinderen geen bezwaar is a Dutch comedy series which takes place in ' normal' Dutch family. The series mainly revolves about what happens in the family. Seven years ago Gerard and Maud learned to know each other by means of a contact advertisement. Gerard is approximately 12 years older than Maud. They got married not long after they met. He cooks, brushes and does the laundry, in fact everything in house and Maud works as psychotherapist with practice at their home. Maud has a daughter Julia from her first marriage. Julia is adored Gerard's son Daan, from his 'previous' life. Daan always tries everything to get Julia, but he succeeds seldom.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | De schaamte voorbij | 2004-09-25 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Vrijheid, Blijheid, Moederschap | 2004-10-02 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Strafkamp Texel | 2004-10-09 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Niets dan de waarheid | 2004-10-16 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | Weetje nog wel, oudje | 2004-10-23 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Lust of liefde | 2004-10-30 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | Nobody Is Perfect | 2004-11-06 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | Iets over iemand over hebben | 2004-11-20 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | Mannenpassie | 2004-11-27 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | Cursus zelfbeheersing | 2004-12-04 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 11 | Mars & Venus | 2004-12-11 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 12 | Simpel van geest | 2005-01-08 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 13 | Het laagste in de mens! | 2005-01-15 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 14 | Geen bal | 2005-01-22 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 15 | In de knip | 2005-01-29 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 16 | Fransje Bauer | 2005-02-05 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 17 | Loslaten | 2005-02-12 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 18 | Echte Man | 2005-02-19 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 19 | Inspiratie | 2005-02-26 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 20 | Ik schrik me dood! | 2005-03-05 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 21 | Blootgewoon | 2005-03-12 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 22 | Bommen en Granaten | 2005-03-19 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 23 | La Mama | 2005-03-26 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 24 | Hun Hebben | 2005-04-02 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 25 | Een Goeie | 2005-04-09 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 26 | Het moet naar buiten | 2005-04-16 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 27 | Grijze cellen | 2005-04-23 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 28 | Hola Guapa | 2005-04-30 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | Wijntje derbij | 2005-09-10 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | Ferme jongens, stoere knapen | 2005-09-17 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | Die euro knelt ons allemaal | 2005-09-24 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Mijn ideaal, mijn ideaal | 2005-10-01 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Annie M.G | 2005-10-08 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Rode rozen | 2005-10-15 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | Even de boel de boel | 2005-10-22 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | Oma op hoge hakken | 2005-10-29 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | De heilige Gerard | 2005-11-12 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | Oudtante Mildred | 2005-11-19 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 11 | De beste stuurlui | 2005-11-26 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 12 | Wie ook weer? | 2005-12-03 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 13 | Ver-assing | 2005-12-10 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 14 | Als je van me houdt toets 1 | 2006-02-04 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 15 | Om gek van te worden | 2006-02-11 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 16 | Beetje Christelijk | 2006-02-18 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 17 | Wollen bruiloft | 2006-02-25 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 18 | Geen haar op mijn hoofd | 2006-03-04 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 19 | Digi-taal | 2006-03-11 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 20 | Gebabbel | 2006-03-18 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 21 | Heb jij geen paard? | 2006-03-25 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 22 | Heerlijk Romig | 2006-04-01 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 23 | Hector et Emergo | 2006-04-08 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 24 | Diner travestique | 2006-04-15 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 25 | De proefbaby | 2006-04-22 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 26 | De publieke opinie | 2006-04-29 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 27 | Jim | 2006-05-06 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 1 | Mooi papiertje eromheen | 2006-09-09 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 2 | Plezant zunne | 2006-09-16 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 3 | Lief zijn voor elkaar | 2006-09-23 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 4 | De l..l..leesbril | 2006-09-30 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 5 | Wie slaapt waar? | 2006-10-07 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 6 | Van wie hou je het meest? | 2006-10-14 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 7 | Lepeltje, lepeltje | 2006-10-21 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 8 | Hans Klok | 2006-10-28 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 9 | Het meisje van de fijne vleeswaren | 2006-11-18 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 10 | Lachen is gezond | 2006-11-25 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 11 | Proefkamperen | 2006-12-02 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 12 | Vendetta!! | 2006-12-09 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 13 | De verloren vader | 2006-12-16 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 14 | Haar op de tanden | 2006-12-23 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 15 | Klepto | 2006-12-25 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 16 | Oost - Indisch in de war | 2007-01-06 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 17 | Lulkoek | 2007-01-13 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 18 | Afkicken | 2007-01-20 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 19 | Grote oma | 2007-01-27 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 20 | Het is zo simpel | 2007-02-03 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 21 | De Pedicuur | 2007-02-10 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 22 | Hasta la vista, baby! | 2007-02-17 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 23 | Hotel Terminus dus | 2007-02-24 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 24 | Een paaltje op laag water | 2007-03-03 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 25 | Burka zoekt man | 2007-03-10 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 26 | Verleden tijd van lief is liefde | 2007-03-17 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 27 | Een trouwring mag niet knellen | 2007-03-24 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 28 | De Peruaanse stofamoebe | 2007-03-31 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 29 | Frits Landesbergen | 2007-04-07 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 30 | We benne op de wereld voor mekaar | 2007-04-14 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 31 | Lang leve de lol en Laurentien! | 2007-04-21 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 1 | Ballroom | 2007-09-22 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 2 | Vermoeiend zeg | 2007-09-29 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 3 | De verpakkingsmaffia | 2007-10-06 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 4 | Kiesdrempels | 2007-10-13 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 5 | Swingen | 2007-10-20 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 6 | Een beetje, een beetje | 2007-10-27 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 7 | Vroem, vroem | 2007-11-03 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 8 | Wiedergut | 2007-11-10 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 9 | Kan vriezen, kan dooien | 2007-11-17 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 10 | Natje en droogje | 2007-11-24 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 11 | Het O-woord en het H-woord | 2007-12-01 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 12 | Foute vriend | 2007-12-08 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 13 | Missen!! | 2008-01-05 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 14 | In 't honderd | 2008-01-12 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 15 | Er in stinken | 2008-01-19 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 16 | Van vlees en bloed | 2008-01-26 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 17 | Pak melk | 2008-02-02 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 18 | Bullshit | 2008-02-09 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 19 | Rijjijofrijik | 2008-02-16 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 20 | Kemna | 2008-02-23 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 21 | Kale boel | 2008-03-01 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 22 | Halal | 2008-03-08 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 23 | Yo yo paard in de gang | 2008-03-15 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 24 | Manuel | 2008-03-22 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 25 | Julia komt weer thuis wonen | 2008-03-29 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 26 | De blootkalender | 2008-04-05 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 1 | Warme kraan, koude douche | 2008-09-06 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 2 | Knuffeltje | 2008-09-13 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 3 | Spiegeltje, spiegeltje | 2008-09-20 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 4 | New York, New York | 2008-09-27 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 5 | Gene zijde | 2008-10-04 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 6 | De vogel is gevlogen | 2008-10-11 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 7 | Roze wereld | 2008-10-18 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 8 | Hot or not | 2008-10-25 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 9 | Trouwen geen bezwaar | 2008-11-01 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 10 | Knellende dasjes, warme sokken | 2008-11-08 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 11 | Een goed hart | 2008-11-15 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 12 | De kleuren van Kim-Lian | 2008-11-22 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 13 | Het ritueel | 2008-11-29 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 14 | De lila | 2008-12-06 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 15 | Groot nieuws | 2008-12-13 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 16 | Leven is moeilijk. Dansen ook | 2008-12-20 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 17 | Brokken | 2009-02-28 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 18 | Jehova's getuigen | 2009-03-07 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 19 | Grote Oma heeft het gevoel dat ze doodgaat | 2009-03-14 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 20 | Bed & Breakfast | 2009-03-21 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 21 | Het Moslimstel | 2009-03-28 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 22 | Decollete | 2009-04-04 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 23 | Meisjesballen | 2009-04-11 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 24 | Anita Witzier | 2009-04-18 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 1 | Een weekje Renesse | 2009-10-03 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 2 | Kuntry (Een weekje Renesse, deel 2) | 2009-10-10 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 3 | Joe Tjoep | 2009-10-17 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 4 | Gerard wil Chinees leren... | 2009-10-24 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 5 | Kickboksen | 2009-10-31 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 6 | Frans de Mook | 2009-11-07 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 7 | Batterijen in de vuilnisbak | 2009-11-14 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 8 | De kettingbrief | 2009-11-21 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 9 | Julia wil thuis bevallen | 2009-11-28 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 10 | Grote oma bemoeit zich met alles, ook met vuilnisbakken | 2009-12-05 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 11 | De bevalling | 2009-12-19 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 12 | Jetsers | 2010-01-09 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 13 | We leven in de televisie | 2010-01-16 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 14 | Afkolven | 2010-01-23 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 15 | Band met bont | 2010-01-30 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 16 | Worstjes op je borstjes | 2010-02-06 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 17 | Kind best wel een bezwaar | 2010-03-06 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 18 | Oppas tegen wil en dank | 2010-03-13 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 19 | Geen antwoord op de vraag | 2010-03-20 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 20 | Grote Oma denkt dat ze binnenkort hulpbehoevend wordt | 2010-03-27 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 21 | Noem het maar liefde | 2010-04-03 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 22 | Gratis sportschool | 2010-04-10 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 23 | In het hier en nu zijn | 2010-04-17 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 24 | De verrekijker | 2010-04-24 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 25 | Gele plekjes | 2010-05-01 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 26 | Positief! | 2010-05-08 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 1 | Tom & Inke? | 2010-09-11 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 2 | Ook met Gerard wordt nog geflirt | 2010-09-18 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 3 | Kikkererwten | 2010-09-25 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 4 | Roesje | 2010-10-02 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 5 | Oksels jaren '70 | 2010-10-09 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 6 | Proletarisch shoppen | 2010-10-16 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 7 | Je handen wassen voordat je naar de wc gaat | 2010-10-23 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 8 | IJdels | 2010-10-30 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 9 | Oma heeft een vriend & Tom wil misschien met Inke | 2010-11-13 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 10 | Een vrijer voor Inke | 2010-11-20 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 11 | Rafaëlla | 2010-11-27 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 12 | Huisje, boompje, kindje | 2010-12-04 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 13 | Dikker met elkaar | 2010-12-11 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 14 | Slimme Genen | 2011-01-15 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 15 | Italiaanse familie | 2011-01-22 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 16 | Weggooien | 2011-01-29 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 17 | Vlaamse reuzen | 2011-02-05 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 18 | Happy family | 2011-02-12 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 19 | Life & Midlife | 2011-02-19 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 20 | Het mannelijk ego | 2011-02-26 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 21 | Koevogels | 2011-03-05 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 22 | Kikkers | 2011-03-12 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 23 | Vrouwelijk richtingsgevoel | 2011-03-19 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 24 | Gouden liefde | 2011-03-26 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 25 | Mooie foto's | 2011-04-02 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 26 | Huismijten, tapijttorren en huidschilferkevers | 2011-04-09 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 27 | Liever koud dan bang | 2011-04-16 | 30 min |
| Season 7 | Episode 28 | Pinnig | 2011-04-23 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 1 | Gekibbel en verspilling | 2012-01-07 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 2 | Kwitteren, kwetteren en tetteren | 2012-01-14 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 3 | Samen in de kelder, ja gezellig | 2012-01-21 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 4 | Moenie weggaan nie | 2012-01-28 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 5 | Zigeunertranen | 2012-02-04 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 6 | Telefoon!!! | 2012-02-11 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 7 | Ik wil het er niet over hebben | 2012-02-18 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 8 | Ik ben geen kleuter | 2012-02-25 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 9 | Eenzame Vogels | 2012-03-03 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 10 | Tweehonderd | 2012-03-10 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 11 | Blokfluitles | 2012-03-17 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 12 | Te weinig of te veel | 2012-03-24 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 13 | Het hoorspel | 2012-03-31 | 30 min |
| Season 8 | Episode 14 | Verwarring alom | 2012-04-07 | 30 min |
| Season 9 | Episode 1 | Een jaar later | 2013-01-07 | 30 min |
| Season 9 | Episode 2 | Ik gun je mij | 2013-01-14 | 30 min |
| Season 9 | Episode 3 | Nog half in de kast | 2013-01-21 | 30 min |
| Season 9 | Episode 4 | De kale waarheid | 2013-02-04 | 30 min |
| Season 9 | Episode 5 | Dapper is ook zielig | 2013-02-11 | 30 min |
| Season 9 | Episode 6 | De allerallerallerallerallerallerlaatste | 2013-02-18 | 30 min |
