Roseanne's Nuts is a Lifetime reality show/docudrama that aired from July 13, 2011, to September 16, 2011. It featured Roseanne Barr, her partner Johnny Argent and son Jake Pentland as they live on their macadamia nut and livestock farm in Hawaii. Celebrity guests included: Bonnie Bramlett, Michael Fishman, Phyllis Diller and Sandra Bernhard. It premiered on July 13, 2011, with two half-hour episodes. The show received mixed reviews based on its first episode. Its premiere was watched by 1.6 million viewers becoming Lifetime's fourth most-watched unscripted series launch in total viewers, adults 18-49 and adults 25-54. However, by its sixth week it was down to 711,000 viewers and was moved from Wednesdays to Friday nights for its final three weeks; repeats of Dance Moms took its Wednesday slot. On September 21, 2011, it was reported that Lifetime canceled the series.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | Pig War | 2011-07-13 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | The Curse | 2011-07-13 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Star Spangled Banner | 2011-07-20 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Life's a Snore | 2011-07-20 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | The Museum Blessing | 2011-07-27 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Mother's Day | 2011-07-27 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | Passover | 2011-08-03 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | Grannies Night Out | 2011-08-10 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | Food Truck | 2011-08-10 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | Weed is Wack | 2011-08-24 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 11 | Grrrl Power | 2011-08-24 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 12 | Homecoming Parade | 2011-09-02 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 13 | Camping | 2011-09-02 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 14 | Homeschooling | 2011-09-09 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 15 | Menopause for Dummies | 2011-09-09 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 16 | Lu'au Launch Party | 2011-09-16 | 30 min |
| Production | J.D. Roth | Producer |
| Production | Jim Rapsas | Producer |
