Family business. Can little children train a grown-up? How much time do you need to put five kids to bed? Can you make a business out of your family?
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | Personal Ads | 2003-02-21 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Reunion | 2003-02-28 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Casa De Butts | 2003-03-07 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Sex Toys | 2003-03-14 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | Strictly BiznASS | 2003-03-21 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Seymore's Other ASSets | 2003-03-28 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | ASSistant | 2003-04-04 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | Las VegASS | 2003-04-11 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | I Want to Be an Adult Film Star | 2003-04-18 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | Roller Boogie Nights | 2003-04-25 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | FameASS | 2004-01-30 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | In SicknASS and in health | 2004-02-06 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | New ASSpirations | 2004-02-13 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Topless in Tampa | 2004-02-20 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Spunk'd | 2004-02-27 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | The Breast Is Yet to Come | 2004-03-05 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | ASS Good as It Gets | 2004-03-12 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | Raising AwarenASS | 2004-03-19 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | Chicago, IllinASS | 2004-03-26 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | ASS the World Turns | 2004-04-02 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 1 | JewASS New Year | 2005-03-12 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 2 | The ApprentASS | 2005-03-19 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 3 | ASS and You Will Receive | 2005-03-26 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 4 | Time Is of the ASSence | 2005-04-02 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 5 | Mid-Life CrisASS | 2005-04-09 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 6 | Up and CUMming | 2005-04-23 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 7 | Falling on Your ASS | 2005-04-30 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 8 | COCKtoberfest | 2005-05-07 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 9 | BroadcASS | 2005-05-14 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 10 | Real ASState | 2005-05-28 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 1 | TortASS and the Hare | 2006-04-21 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 2 | Birds and Beehinds | 2006-04-28 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 3 | A Derriere to Remember | 2006-05-05 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 4 | Taint Maarten | 2006-05-12 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 5 | Buttocks & Bagels | 2006-05-19 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 6 | Buns & Ammo | 2006-05-26 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 7 | Tush Comes to Shove | 2006-06-09 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 8 | Nothing BUTT the Truth | 2006-06-16 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 9 | Clip Show | 2006-06-23 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 10 | I'm Dancing ASS Fast ASS I Can | 2006-06-30 | 30 min |
