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| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | Welcome to Royston Vasey | 1999-01-11 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | The Road to Royston Vasey | 1999-01-18 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Nightmare in Royston Vasey | 1999-01-25 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | The Beast of Royston Vasey | 1999-02-01 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | Love Comes to Royston Vasey | 1999-02-08 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Escape from Royston Vasey | 1999-02-15 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | Destination: Royston Vasey | 2000-01-14 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | Lust for Royston Vasey | 2000-01-21 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | A Plague on Royston Vasey | 2000-01-28 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Death in Royston Vasey | 2000-02-04 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Anarchy in Royston Vasey | 2000-02-11 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Royston Vasey and the Monster from Hell | 2000-02-18 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 1 | The Lesbian and the Monkey | 2002-09-26 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 2 | The One Armed Man is King | 2002-10-03 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 3 | Turn Again Geoff Tipps | 2002-10-10 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 4 | The Medusa Touch | 2002-10-17 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 5 | Beauty and the Beast (Or, Come Into My Parlour) | 2002-10-24 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 6 | How the Elephant Got Its Trunk | 2002-10-31 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 1 | Return to Royston Vasey | 2017-12-18 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 2 | Save Royston Vasey | 2017-12-19 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 3 | Royston Vasey Mon Amour | 2017-12-20 | 30 min |
