Porkpie was a British sitcom on Channel 4 television starring Ram John Holder as Augustus "Porkpie" Grant. It was a spinoff from Desmond's. Porkpie kept several key characters from Desmond's and in the first episode Grant was seen standing outside the barbershop Desmond used to run, saying: "Desmond, since you died it hasn't stopped raining. I know how much you used to say it can rain in England, and it's true. Must be one of two things: either a thousand angels weeping for you, or you having a good drink up in heaven and you spilling it all over the place."
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | Why Me | 1995-11-13 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Spend, Spend, Spend | 1995-11-20 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Maid in Heaven | 1995-11-27 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | The Centre | 1995-12-04 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | And Lead Us Not Into Temptation | 1995-12-11 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | The Lovely Legs Escort Agency | 1995-12-18 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | Birth Rites | 1995-08-22 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | The Day Off | 1995-08-29 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | A Night to Remember | 1995-09-05 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Time Out | 1995-09-12 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Fatal Distraction | 1995-09-19 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Foul Play | 1995-09-26 | 30 min |
| Production | Humphrey Barclay | Producer |
