The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie (2008)

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  • Genre: Comedy
  • Release Date: 2008-05-31
  • User Rating: 6.1/10 from 208 ratings
  • Runtime: 1h 20min
  • Language: English
  • Production Company: The Onion
  • Production Country: United States of America
  • Directors: Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz.
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From 208 Ratings

Summary

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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  • Len Cariou

    as Norm Archer
  • Steven Seagal

    as Cock Puncher
  • Larissa Laskin

    as Dana Dobbs
  • Ken Takemoto

    as Sensei
  • Don McManus

    as Dennis McCormick
  • Michael Bolton

    as Michael Bolton
  • Ahmed Ahmed

    as Ahmed
  • Brendan Fletcher

    as White Black Guy Tim
  • Daniel Dae Kim

    as Ivy Leaguer
  • Meredith Baxter

    as Cooking Show Chef
  • Jed Rees

    as Wizard Proteus
  • Rodney Dangerfield

    as Rodney Dangerfield
  • Ahmed B. Badran

    as Peruvian
  • Brian Powell

    as Typical Neighbor Husband
  • Scott Klace

    as Kip Kendall
  • Barbara Pilavin

    as Alzheimers Old Lady
  • Sandy Kenyon

    as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
  • Orlando Seale

    as Producer
  • Erik Stolhanske

    as Producer
  • Sarah McElligott

    as Melissa Cherry
  • Randy Oglesby

    as Surgeon General
  • Kwame Boateng

    as Dibo
  • Richard Fancy

    as Kenneth Garber
  • Alex Solowitz

    as The Masses
  • Savannah Haske

    as Rapist Lisa
  • Rebecca Lowman

    as Rape Victim Julie
  • Jim Gleason

    as Steel Beam Architect
  • Michael Harney

    as Line-Up Detective
  • Angel Cassidy

    as Porn Star
  • Gauge

    as Porn Star
  • Robert Hoffman

    as Lollipop Love Dancer
  • Joel McHale

    as Office Worker
  • Harry Shum Jr.

    as Lollipop Love Dancer
  • Kevin Federline

    as Lollipop Love Dancer
  • Bo Barrett

    as Wigger Jim
  • Chrissy Metz

    as Heavy Girl
  • Marshall Manesh

    as Announcer
  • Greg Cipes

    as Hippie Diplomant
  • Nick Chinlund

    as Bryce Brand
  • Jim Rash

    as Bryce's Manager
  • Paul Scheer

    as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
  • John Viener

    as Peen Out Guy
  • Gedde Watanabe

    as James Nakatami
  • Chris Villa

    as Gay Guy
Production Gil Netter Producer
Writing Robert D. Siegel Writer
Directing Mike Maguire Director
Production David Miner Producer
Writing Todd Hanson Writer
Directing Tom Kuntz Director
Production Kevin Halloran Co-Producer
Production Michael Rotenberg Producer
Production Jason Weiss Co-Producer
Production David Zucker Producer
Sound Asche & Spencer Music
Camera Maryse Alberti Director of Photography
Editing Frederick Wardell Editor
Art Jon Gary Steele Production Design
Costume & Make-Up Casey Storm Costume Design
Art Kevin Kavanaugh Art Direction
Crew Henry Kingi Jr. Stunts

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