The Baby Juice Express

The Baby Juice Express (2004)

One false move and the sperm gets it!

  • Genre: Crime, Comedy
  • Release Date: 2004-04-19
  • Runtime: 1h 25min
  • Director: Michael Hurst

Summary

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

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  • Nick Moran

    as Des
  • Nick Brimble

    as Krakowski
  • Lisa Faulkner

    as Lauren
  • Phil Davis

    as Frank O'Reilly
  • Samantha Womack

    as Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
  • Joe Bugner

    as Palooka
  • Julian Clary

    as Jason
  • Angela Douglas

    as Celestia
  • David Cardy

    as Goldberg
  • Ruth Jones

    as Gladys
  • Dave Courtney

    as Baxter
  • Gary Tiplady

    as Burke
  • Callum Dixon

    as Hare
  • Hugh Fraser

    as Arthur Burnett CBE
  • Howard Lew Lewis

    as Kent
  • Paterson Joseph

    as Sean Boetang
  • Stephen Marcus

    as Lenny Von Something
  • Ray Parlour

    as Vince
  • Cleo Rocos

    as Sharon
  • Steve Speirs

    as Mystery Man
  • David Seaman

    as Huge Gangster
  • Terry Stone

    as Repro Man
  • Badi Uzzaman

    as Singh
Directing Michael Hurst Director
Writing Nick Moran Writer
Writing Michael Hurst Writer

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